Liberalism is a Disease

The following is from a new book by Aviatorman and Bred2bebroad, entitled "Liberalism is Killing the American Dream (for the rich white guys)."

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Introduction

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The Rich White Guy in America (RWGA) is facing a viscious assault on all that he holds dear. Its insidious ideology is advancing rapidly through our once great nation and the RWGA is struggling mightily to keep it in check. This dread disease has the ability to spread like wildfire if it's not nipped in the bud, as Deputy Barney Fife says. This disease has already infected numerous RWGA's, including Warren Buffet, Larry King, and Ed Asner. The name of this devastating disease is LIBERALISM! It is extremely contagious and is most often carried by the species Humanus Liberalus, or Liberal, for short. The RWGA can spot Liberals by careful observation and watching for certain characteristics. The well-prepared RWGA will be able to identify a Liberal if he is vigilant and knows what to look for.

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1) Liberals want all Americans to be able to see a doctor when they or their children are sick and not have to wait until they have to go the Emergency Room.

2) Liberals want all able-bodied Americans to have a job and not to be forced into working two or three jobs in order to pay their bills and put food on the table and clothe themselves.

3) Liberals want all Americans to be able to vote.

4) Liberals want all Americans to live in safe neighborhoods in affordable housing.

5) Liberals want all Americans to be well educated.

6) Liberals want all Americans to be able to make choices about their own healthcare and family planning.

7) Liberals want all Americans to be able to marry the person they love.

8) Liberals want their country to have budget surpluses and pay down its debt, so their grandchildren and great-grandchildren won't be burdened because of our bad choices.

9) Liberals want all Americans to work together to solve the country's problems.

10) Liberals want all Americans to feel safe without having to worry about their husbands, wives, sons, and daughters going off to war.

11) Liberals want an energy policy that moves the country away from dependence on oil and concentrates on developing more renewable energy sources.

12) Liberals want their elected representatives to be ethical and honest and not making empty promises they have no intention of keeping.

13) Liberals want to be safe from the prying eyes and ears of Big Brother.

14) Liberals want companies to make products that are safe and reliable.

15) Liberals want their government to operate within the framework of the Constitution.

16) Liberals want to end capital punishment because innocent people have been convicted of capital offenses.

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There are many more characteristics of a Liberal to watch for. As RWGA's, we must be constantly vigilant in our efforts to stem the tide of Liberalism. This book is your manual for fighting the disease of Liberalism. Keep it with you always. It will be the best friend the RWGA ever had.

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Comments

  1. Gulfman

    I’ll just read the Cliff notes.
    The Liberals want to do all this with everyone elses money

    November 10, 2013
    1. jillsthoughts

      “I’ll just read the Cliff notes.” I believe you may have summed up the Republican Party here, Gulfman. They only read the Cliff notes and then spread untruths from the Cliff notes. If only they valued education, they would realize that there is much more to any story than the Cliff notes. (I believe that is why they can never present facts either.)

      November 11, 2013
    2. gbakere

      November 10, 2013
  2. monkeygirl21

    Awesome! Thank you so much for the giggles.

    November 11, 2013
    1. deaconjim

      You’re welcome. Feel free to add anything else you feel the RWGA needs to be on the lookout for. They need all the help they can get.

      November 11, 2013
      1. monkeygirl21

        True, Liberalism is such a dangerous disease.

        November 11, 2013
  3. jillsthoughts

    Proud to be a Liberal! Great satire, Jim.

    November 11, 2013
    1. deaconjim

      I’m also proud to be a carrier of this disease!

      November 11, 2013
  4. wartfinder

    Yawn…..
    Any interest in politics is a disease.

    November 11, 2013
  5. joyinthemorning27

    Liberals want it all…without sacrificing anything.

    November 11, 2013
    1. Neighsayer

      Republicans want it all – with only poor, black and brown people sacrificing everything.

      November 11, 2013
  6. deaconjim

    We can add: Liberals want equal opportunity for all Americans; companies to export products to other countries, instead of exporting the jobs of Americans that helped build their companies; no more cuts in police and fire protection; teachers that are paid what they’re worth, so they won’t have to switch careers or work part-time jobs in order to make a living; wise management of natural resources; common-sense debate on climate change; the government out of Americans’ personal lives; and a secure future for our descendants.

    November 12, 2013
  7. khaiexplainsitall

    Maybe ObamaCare can help stop the disese :3

    November 14, 2013